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You Voted Green Because They Promised Every Resident Gets The Vote And Now Britain's Planning System Has Been Permanently Suspended Because Forty-Three Separate Cultural Communities All Have Conflicting Religious Objections To Building Upwards — The Housi

Local councils have discovered that giving voting rights to everyone regardless of citizenship means planning applications must now navigate forty-three different religious objections to modern architecture. The housing crisis has officially become a theological dissertation.

Apr 04, 2026

You Voted Green Because They Promised To Abolish Hostile Environment Policy And Now Britain Has Discovered That 'Welcoming Environment' Is Just 'Hostile Environment' But For Taxpayers, Public Services, And Anyone Who Needs A School Place Before 2034

Turns out dismantling the 'hostile environment' just creates a different kind of hostility — specifically for working families competing with unlimited arrivals for housing, healthcare, and school places. Lebanon tried this approach in the 1970s. Spoiler alert: it didn't end well.

Mar 28, 2026

You Voted Green To Abolish The Home Office And Now Your Nan's Council Flat Is Shared With Forty-Seven People Who All Legally Deserve It More Than She Does

When you ticked that Green box dreaming of a kinder Britain, you probably didn't factor in the maths. Meet Zara, 24, who campaigned to scrap immigration controls and is now watching her grandmother get bumped down the housing queue by literally everyone.

Mar 18, 2026